once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory
You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone
go big or go home
dude: you smoke?
19.8lbs Bright pink calcite mineral specimen. Origin: Guangxi Province, China
This actually always made me really upset
I’m thirty now, and this still really upsets me.
boys are so cute and adorable when they are sleepy and they yawn and when their hair is a mess and when they run their fingers through their hair and when they smell nice and when they smile and when they breathe
I will reblog this every time it comes up on my dash
I haven’t given up but I’m not thin enough for most people.
talk furby to me
Hop on my love hammer