six impossible things before breakfast
Can I fuck your face?
Anonymous

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guntoyourhead:

alcohol is not the answer

alcohol is the question, yes is the answer

kanayoshiko:

sic burn

julieandrewsrules:

Julie Andrews on being directed by her husband.

Jules, as usual, being adorable

iwillneverdropmysword:

masteradept:

american-ruby:

ohfalada:

Also their clothes (pockets, pockets, pockets).

if stuff is made for men, it’s practical and helps them be human beings
if stuff is made for women, it’s pretty and helps us be decoration

You forgot, the stuff made for women is also more expensive

Will never NOT reblog stuff such as this.

iwillneverdropmysword:

masteradept:

american-ruby:

ohfalada:

Also their clothes (pockets, pockets, pockets).

if stuff is made for men, it’s practical and helps them be human beings

if stuff is made for women, it’s pretty and helps us be decoration

You forgot, the stuff made for women is also more expensive

Will never NOT reblog stuff such as this.

best-of-memes:

When I find the perfect rock on the ground to add to my rock collection

image

megachikorita:

you kids these days with your rapidly growing concern for the state of the world and your knowledge of important issues at increasingly younger ages despite having been told your opinions don’t matter by the adults who put you in these situations

wimpynoodle:

brian quit playing games with my heart

wimpynoodle:

brian quit playing games with my heart

owlwright:

me: *drinks water* health god

skeletonswordfights:

That’s wack.

skeletonswordfights:

That’s wack.

radicaldirt:

rabioheab:

so do you guys think the world is going to end in 2012 or what 

Yeah probably.