listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again
smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels onu can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables
n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians
when you overhear your name in a conversation
I’M LAUGHING BC THAT’S EXACTLY HOW I FEEL ABOUT SCHOOL NOW
so many potatoes in the world are waiting for me to eat them
on monday a guy walked into the psychology class i’m in and sat next to me. about 30 minutes into class, he leans over and whispers, ‘this isn’t algebra.’ and calmly stands up and walks out of the room. luv college
just looking at a dog makes me so happy
Alternate title for Homer’s Iliad?
Of Mycenaean Men
"so what are your plans for after college?"
i will dismantle the establishment board by board
christmas eve what about christmas adam
happy christmas adam to all men’s rights activists
Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for ‘evening’. Please don’t turn activism into a joke. Thanks.
Someone isn’t having a good christmas adam
Christmas Adam: December 23rd. Comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying.
the dog all puppies aspire to be
he did it
he caught the tail
his face just says “what am i going to do with my life now”
When I’m stressed out I wiggle my butt.