I’m an adult
Things I thought about on the bus today
the dumbest thing is when parents say “this isnt how i raised you” like ?????? yes it really is you literally raised me and here i am
Me every time I’m hungry
The turtle cavalry is serious shit
"Onward, alligator steed!"
"I’m a crocodile."
"Silence, water horse!"
The one in the back looks like it’s wearing a turtle for a hat
you never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.