one look puts the rhythm in my hand
scaredykropotkitten:

i wish this was me. instead i am typing away on an essay.

scaredykropotkitten:

i wish this was me. instead i am typing away on an essay.

When someone walks slower than me: omfg your slow ass is clogging up the hallway for the rest of us put some pep in your step grandma
When someone walks faster than me: jesus christ are you on the run from the police this isn't a race you can tone it down usain bolt
When someone walks at the same pace as me: who gave your creepy ass permission to walk with me get the fuck away before I call the cops
selfie game weak but I still look cute even though I’m sad

selfie game weak but I still look cute even though I’m sad

My roommate came in trashed with her boy toy and all I can do is cry and cry because I don’t have anyone and I didn’t even have the luxury of drinking, and I’m going to be left all by myself and I cut again and I don’t know what’s happening.

abilliondollarsonaelevator:

I’m screaming ME

abilliondollarsonaelevator:

I’m screaming ME

nickfuckface:

when ur having a casual conversation and it shit gets serious
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officialfrenchtoast:

disappointing

officialfrenchtoast:

disappointing

cynicalslut666:

i loved frozen

cynicalslut666:

i loved frozen

earthdad:

the rise and fall

drunkdilf:

kinda wanna go on a date, kinda wanna get hit by a truck too