Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like “posts that a gnome would make” or like “are you a phone”
Queen Anne Victorian lovers, this is a beauty. Built in 1887, it took the current owners 20 yrs. to restore it. Located in Little Rock, Arkansas, it has 4bd 3ba and is priced at $550K. But, here’s the kicker- if you want all the furnishings you can buy them for a total of $665K. I am swooning!
Begging everyone on the internet to stop smoothing out their middle aged men and draw wrinkles for the love of god I promise it’s so fun you’ll love it Come into my wine cellar
The fact that ‘horny jail’ started as a lil joke for when ur friends are horny posting and now there is a whole group of people on the internet that think actually there should be a real horny jail w guards that beat you and everything
It’s horny jail so I think they all have to look like ted Cruz
a man with a helmet or mask that he never takes off is infinitely more sexy than an attractive man who sometimes wears a helmet. it’s about the mystery. the mystique. is there nothing under there or a monster under there or a scary looking guy (all three uniquely charming). you’ll never know. it’s also doubly attractive if he takes his shirt off but keeps the helmet on. you agree
TV show: This is a TV show called Shits&Farts. It is about shits, & farts. The main characters are two men named Shit, & Fart. They tell shit & fart jokes to each other for the whole twenty-minute runtime.
at least one person you follow on tumblr, instantly: omfg im WITHERING from last nights ep….. the dynamic between shit & fart is so fucking tense and erotic……im still fucking sobbing i hate my sweet babies….. why do they treat each other like this im fucking BATHING IN ACID….. its so good…….. im EMBALMING MYSELF and then DESECRATING MY OWN CORPSE…..
